The Good:
1. I’m 99.9% sure I’m spending Christmas in Las Vegas. My friend invited me over to her house and… uhm, can anyone say Ocean’s 11? I’ve been harboring this secret dream of going to Las Vegas and being part of a smart witty group that wants to rob a casino clean. No one said I needed realistic dreams ok? But still.

2. England. Tomorrow I fly. Just say, “flying broomstick.” Mmmhmm.

3. Being able to hang out with RTers. With Nutter. With Donna. With miscellaneous friends I cannot easily fit into a category. “Ling ling panda wants express food.”

4. I’m a clunkey-bonkey donkey. $4.98. Best money I’ve ever spent. It’s how I’m going to make friends (or mostly alienate them) in England.

The Bad
1. It’s not so much baaad. But I’m kinda lacking direction. So it’s just pitiful. From my point of view at least. I’m looking for my cheese in a maze and my cheese has a subtle, hard to pick up, smell. Stupid nose.

2. I want to do this. But I don’t know how. And I don’t think it’s a particularly good idea. But for my peace of heart and sanity of soul it needs to be done. So I will. I expect nothing but (hopefully) the chance to laugh about this in the future. We’ll see how it goes. If it goes at all…

The Ugly
1. I’m not really sure what’s ugly… I know what isn’t. Palin and puppies. Can you tell me the difference between Palin and puppies? One has the ability to win people over with their looks despite their lack of training and the other… oh.